Never Huntsman

Danville, Kentucky -- Democracy is tough work, folks. Every victory is temporary. While the Trump Train may have steered clear of a disastrous "Secretary of State Mitt Romney" outcome for the time being, a new obstacle to renewed American greatness has already emerged. That obstacle is Jon Huntsman, former Governor of Utah and Ambassador to China. 

In recent days, Huntsman has been mentioned as a serious contender for Trump's Secretary of State. I don't mind Donald casting a wide net, but here's a few quick reasons why he'd be a disaster:

1) He's loyal to Obama and the Chinese

Huntsman served the crooked, failed Obama administration as the Ambassador to China. Folks, what kind of unprincipled snake works for Obama? All the truly dignified conservatives like Mitch McConnell and Eric Cantor refused to work with the guy, like I proudly refuse to eat at Panera Bread.

Huntsman is the Panera of Secretary of State candidates: pretentious, elitist, globalist, and out of touch. While folks like Trump were doing everything they could to obstruct the Obama administration and save our country, Huntsman was busy saying he has "enormous regard" for Obama and that "it's an honor to work with" crooked Hillary Clinton. Huntsman is just another liberal trying to take down the Trump administration from the inside.

It gets even worse, folks. Huntsman is way too soft on China. The man even speaks Chinese.



Trump wants to get tough on China to bring back American jobs and put our foreign policy back on the winning track. Meanwhile, Huntsman says stuff like this:

"You can get an applause line by saying that you're going to go to war with China, that you're going to slap a tariff, without remembering that you've got … a host of issues that are all part of the U.S.-China relationship. And a trade war would grind it all to a halt, all the while killing small business and exporters in this country, and I don't want that done." [source]

Huntsman has spent the last few years licking China's boots. He does not have what it takes to Make America Great again and hold China's feet to the fire.

2) He has a BIG LEAGUE conflict of interest with MSNBC

Huntsman family reunion on MSNBC

Folks, Jonny H's daughter once worked for the radical leftist network MSNBC. While at MSNBC, Abby Huntsman was a "token conservative" and a "pushover" according to the National Review. While Trump is boldly taking on the crooked mainstream media, Huntsman has blatant conflicts of interest that would make him beholden to the corporate media-industrial-complex. How could Huntsman faithfully serve the Trump administration if his daughter is in cahoots with Trump's mortal enemies Rachel Maddow and Chris Matthews? The answer: he couldn't. Hard pass, Donald. 

3) He has no coherent policy in the Middle East

Back in 2011, Huntsman came out swinging against Obama's military escapade in Libya. Huntsman criticized the intervention against Ghaddafi, saying "intervention in Libya was not core to our national security interest." Fast forward a couple of years and he flip-flopped, lending full-throated support to the idea of military strikes in Syria. In essence, Huntsman said Syria is America's fight but Libya is not. Tell that to Ambassador Stevens. Strike three, Mr. Huntsman.

4) He loves TPP

Folks, Trump ran a campaign about putting America first. By supporting TPP, Huntsman is putting China, Vietnam, and Indonesia first. The mere threat of TPP is already devastating mom-and-pop stores, Blockbuster Video, and Pizza Huts across this good nation. America's next Secretary of State cannot and must not be an Obamatrade apologist. 

CONCLUSION

Huntsman is just Diet Mitt Romney. He's a defender of the corrupt status quo. A hanger-on, trying desperately to ride Donald's coattails. America needs outsiders like Ben Carson and Dennis Rodman to right our ship. Huntsman isn't an outsider; in fact, he's an insider with the brutal totalitarian Chinese government that Donald is attempting to defeat en route to renewed American glory. For all these reasons and more, #NeverHuntsman for Secretary of State.

Forget Mitt: #NeverRomney for Secretary of State

Danville, Kentucky -- Folks, it didn't take long, but there is already an imminent threat to President-Elect Donald Trump's quest to Make America Great Again. That threat is Mitt Romney.

Let's take a minute to recount Mitt's numerous failures, all of which disqualify him from serving in Trump's administration. Mitt Romney, former liberal governor of Massachusetts, is the architect of the failed Romneycare and Obamacare programs. Mitt Romney is the loser who gave us Obama's second term by throwing away a winnable race in 2012.

When Mitt Romney asked me for my endorsement last time around, he was so awkward and goofy that we all should have known he could not win!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 24, 2016

Failed candidate Mitt Romney,who ran one of the worst races in presidential history,is working with the establishment to bury a big "R" win!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 3, 2016

Mitt Romney is the man who brought the traitorous Paul Ryan to national prominence by choosing him as his running mate. Mitt Romney is the man who ran Bain Capital: the globalist investment firm that saved the faceless Staples corporation and subsequently destroyed family owned paper mills like Dundler Mifflin in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Folks, Donald won Pennsylvania precisely because good people in places like Scranton were tired of having their livelihoods ruined by corporate shills like Mitt.

Picking Romney would not only be a betrayal of every principle Trump took a stand for in the 2016 election; it would be awful for United States foreign policy. Mike Huckabee knows this.

Huckabee: Trump picking Romney for secretary of State would be an "insult" to his supporters https://t.co/30FjsnzlbP pic.twitter.com/BB2RbjmQmV

— The Hill (@thehill) November 23, 2016

Newt knows this too.

Gingrich: 'I can think of 20 other people' better suited for secretary of state than Romney https://t.co/rEKZNiirZT | #TrumpTransition

— Fox News (@FoxNews) November 23, 2016

Huck and Newt have earned Trump's loyalty by consistently defending him throughout the campaign. By contrast, Romney sought to undermine Trump every step of the way: by recruiting globalist pawn Evan McMullin to run against Trump, and by taking to the bully pulpit to insult and attack Donald.



Romney called Trump "very not smart." He called Trump a "con man" and a "fake." If Donald makes the foolish mistake of appointing Romney to be America's Secretary of State, what's to stop Romney from back-stabbing Donald in the middle of sensitive diplomatic negotiations? Romney clearly has no loyalty to Donald.

Romney is not only disloyal and untrustworthy. He'd likely be the worst Secretary of State since Crooked Hillary. Mitt Romney has no diplomatic experience, unless you count the time he offended our British allies by criticizing their handling of the 2012 Olympic Games (Mr. Romney considers himself an Olympic expert because of the time he ruined the 2002 Salt Lake City Olympics).

Romney is too awkward and goofy to be trusted with serious diplomatic affairs. He's also a war-mongering neo-conservative maniac who supported the disastrous Iraq War and wants the United States perpetually entangled in foreign conflicts. Contrast Mitt with Dennis Rodman, the man I would pick for Secretary of State if I were Trump. Whereas Romney is a walking gaffe-machine, Rodman is a stately and dignified individual with the foreign policy gravitas and experience necessary to guide our nation through crises and reassure our allies. Romney has failed America time and time again; Rodman single-handedly brokered peace with the treacherous Kim regime of North Korea. The choice is clear. #NeverRomney for Secretary of State.

Make Debating Great Again: Why Donald Must Debate Bernie

Danville, Kentucky -- Folks, I was never on the debate team in high school. I was too busy throwing no-hitters for the Danville High Admirals and spitting game with the local lasses. But I don't need a fancy debating pedigree to know that Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders have a chance to make history. The 1858 debate between Abraham Lincoln and Stephen A. Douglas (not to be confused with Stephen A. Smith) was ground breaking, and spawned an entire format of debate that high schoolers participate in to this day -- or so I'm told at these parent-teacher conferences that I try my hardest to mentally check out of. Donald and Bernie recently expressed interest in a debate, but Donald has inexplicably backed out. A debate between Donald Trump and Marxist underdog candidate Bernie Sanders would be just as impactful and world-changing as the Lincoln-Douglas debates of old, if only Donald can muster the courage to go through with it.

A high-profile debate against the new face of the democratic party offers a golden opportunity for Donald to define key narratives of the general election. Aside from being an epic clash of worldviews -- between Donald's America-first nationalism and Bernie's beggars-first moocherism -- Trump has a chance to cogently lay out the case for why America must be made great again, by debating against one of the big-spending Senators responsible for America's decline.

Donald is a fighter. He's never let fear get the best of him before, expect when he dodged the draft and pretended to be his own publicist. When Donald is faced with adversity, he confronts it head on, then makes the problem go away with his considerable financial resources. If he's not a coward, Donald must debate Bernie. And he must make these points:

#1 Attack Hillary

Bernie has tons of momentum heading into the California primary, having recently won crucial states like Oregon and West Virginia, home of the once proud miners whose lives have been decimated by Hillary and Obama's war on coal. Bernie keeps on winning primaries. You won't hear it from the Clinton-funded establishment media, but the delegate race is tightening by the hour as Bernie continues to forment a revolution against NAFTA and rich people. Once the results of the rigged Nevada primary are invalidated via judicial decree, Bernie will have a commanding delegate lead heading to the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia. The super-delegate race is primed to flip in Bernie's favor as well. Bernie's opponent, crooked Hillary, will be indicted and imprisoned for emailing on the job any day now. Things are looking up for Bernie.

Nonetheless, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, George Soros, George Clooney and the liberal-democratic Illuminati will never let Sanders be the democratic nominee. The democratic nomination has been signed, sealed, and delivered to Crooked Hillary. Donald must remember that he is not running against Bernie Sanders, and keep his eye on the prize. Bernie has been too afraid to attack Hillary for emailing on the job, but Donald must stay on the attack.

#2 Emphasize Common Ground

Bernie and Donald have alot in common. They're both great family men. They're both men of the people. Both of them despise President Obama and seek to reverse his signature accomplishments. They both want to protect American workers like me and my Uncle Bert. They're the only two politicians willing to speak the truth about the horrors of NAFTA, the back-stabbing trade deal that brought us shuttered factories and buffalo wing inflation. Donald needs to make sure these commonalities are not lost on his audience. Fortunately, Donald is at his best when everyone on the stage agrees with him, as evidenced by his stirring debate performances throughout the Republican primary. Being able to emphasize areas of agreement between himself and Bernie will help Trump peel away disaffected Bernie Bros from Hillary in the general election, ensuring a Trump sweep of rustbelt swing states like Michigan, Ohio, and Pennsylvania.

#3 Insult Bernie

OK, folks. Everyone knows Donald and Bernie have some stuff in common, like great hair and yuge stage presence. But Donald needs to assert dominance. Nobody is watching presidential debates to learn about issues. Folks want to see fireworks and beat-downs you can usually only find on professional wrestling. Donald needs to do what he does best: don't worry about explaining policy details or ideological differences, just insult and belittle your opponent. Make fun of Bernie for only getting divorced once; real men have usually had three or four wives by the time they're Bernie's age. Make fun of Bernie for being poor and driving a normal car instead of flying around in Trump Force One. Mock Bernie's wife for not being as hot as Melania. This is the stuff presidents are made of.

#4 Insult Loser Republicans

Donald needs to realize Crooked Hillary is not his only enemy. The Bush-Romney-Ryan GOP establishment axis are already planning to blindside Donald by supporting an independent RINO candidate to destroy the Republican party from within and stop Trump.

Just a heads up over this holiday weekend: There will be an independent candidate--an impressive one, with a strong team and a real chance.

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) May 29, 2016

Donald needs to use the debate stage to preempt the traitorous treachery of the GOP establishment that is hell-bent on stopping him at all costs. That means insulting loser Republicans, even if they aren't on stage. Call John McCain a weenie. Call Jeb low-energy. Rattle off some one-liners about Lyin' Ted, Awkward Mitt, and Little Marco, even though they dropped out of the race months ago. Nerds have questioned the wisdom of Donald randomly attacking members of his own party. Folks, these worry-warts have never run a smash-hit campaign like Donald or written a masterpiece like Art of the Deal. Donald became the Republican nominee because folks love it when he attacks Republicans. Worry about uniting the party latter. In the meantime, let the zingers fly.

#5 Suggest A Trump-Sanders Ticket 

Lyin' Ted and Kasich's futile attempt to team up and stop Trump was an abysmal failure, as was the #NeverTrump movement. But Donald has an opportunity to create a ticket that would be Crooked Hillary's worst nightmare: a Trump-Sanders duo that would sweep through the industrial Midwest en route to a historic victory. Such a ticket would divide the democratic party and doom Hillary, simultaneously saving America in the process.

CONCLUSION

A Trump-Sanders debate would be a massive cultural event. Normally you have to go to a New York deli to watch old bald men from Brooklyn and Queens yell at eachother. Only this argument isn't about Rye vs. Pumpernickel or Lox vs Pastrami; it's an argument about the fate of America itself.

Expect sky-high ratings. Expect wall-to-wall coverage. Expect me to get kicked out of Buffalo Wild Wings when the manager refuses to change the channel on one of their grotesquely large TVs to the Trump-Sanders debate, for fear of disrupting an ESPN-3 women's college softball game. Expect Crooked Hillary to quiver in fear. Expect the tradition of American political debates to be great again. Greater than ever before.