Two Against One Ain't Fair: Why Cruz and Kasich Are Sore Losers

Danville, Kentucky -- In Fifteenth Century Europe, good friends were hard to come by. The Teutonic Knights, a scrappy band of warrior-monks, found this out the hard way. After this gritty, young Catholic military-religious order got screwed in Papal Court, they tried to assert control of the Daugava River by force, launching an invasion of Poland in 1409. Thus began the Polish–Lithuanian–Teutonic War. It should’ve been a historic triumph for the Teutonic Order and its faithful adherents; but the treacherous Poles, with their backs against the wall, teamed up with the Grand Duchy of Lithuania – turning the tide of the battle. Defeated, and forced to pay war reparations to the Polish-Lithuanian usurpers, the Teutonic Knights never recovered their former glory and strength.

Jan Matejko, Bitwa pod Grunwaldem

In World War II, we saw a similar strategy at work. The Japanese, Nazis, and fascist Italians knew they couldn’t beat Uncle Sam by themselves. So they created an unholy alliance and plunged the globe into a Second World War.

It’s a tried and true strategy – it’s been deployed by Batman, Superman, and many other important historical figures. "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em," they always say. It was most recently employed by LeBron James; when LeBron couldn’t win in his home city of Cleveland, he took his talents to Miami with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh – starting the NBA’s talent arms race, which is still distorting parity throughout the league.

The team-up strategy is especially dangerous when deployed in the democratic context – when Omar Infante of the 2015 World Champion Kansas City Royals™ was on the cusp of being democratically selected to represent the American League at Second Base, sabermetric nerds and opponents of egalitarianism across the nation pooled their votes to elect José Altuve instead. Democracy was subverted, and Omar was denied his rightful opportunity to play second base alongside the league’s finest. Folks, we can’t let what happened to Omar happen to Donald.

The common denominator: only losers team up when they can’t take down a winner by themselves. Lyin’ Canada Ted Cruz, he of JFK assassination fame, and Borin’ John Kasich, he of manufacturing job destruction fame, know that they don’t have the chops to beat Donald the old fashioned way. Neither one of them can get the required 1,237 delegates needed to clinch the GOP nomination. Yesterday, crybaby sore losers Cruz and Kasich officially announced they are teaming up to obstruct Donald.

I'm not opposed to teamwork or teaming up in the abstract. I team up with my nephew every Tuesday night, to vanquish mouth-watering appetizers and tantalizing entrees as a team. Nobody is a bigger fan of the Applebee's Two-For-Twenty than me. When I team up with my nephew at Applebee's, everybody wins.

Unfortunately for Cruz and Kasich, losers don’t win. Winners win. And Donald is a winner. Donald can’t be stopped – not by parliamentary tricks, contested conventions, liberal pundits, RINOs, or the Koch-Soros-Bush GOP establishment illuminati. Donald is unstoppable, with my internal polling projections predicting a landslide sweep of the remaining delegates, but the RINOs in Washington like Cruz and Kasich will stop at nothing to stop him. They don’t care if they destroy democracy and ignore the will of the people in the process. They can’t win, so now their sole mission -- democracy be damned -- is to stop Donald from winning. It’s a total loser move, folks. I know Ted Cruz’s dad was too busy trying to kill Kennedy to be a real father, but surely he taught his son that two against one isn’t fair? In the 2016 Republican primary, like 15th Century Europe, good friends are hard to come by.

Teaming up never pays off if you're a loser. Poland and Lithuania won control of the Daugava River, but the Teutonic Knights will be remembered as one of the coolest quasi-religious militias that medieval Europe ever knew. Germany, Japan, and Italy started World War II, but Uncle Sam finished it. After teaming up with Bosh and Wade, LeBron left Miami with his tail between his legs and only two NBA championships. The unholy alliance of sabermetric nerds stopped Omar Infante from playing in the All Star Game, but they couldn't stop Kansas City from taking the crown. Nothing will stop Donald from taking the crown, either.

@realDonaldTrump Donald, the establishment is circling the wagons. But it's too late to stop you! https://t.co/31yOkAl9wu

— The Will To Win (@TWTWsports) April 25, 2016

@realDonaldTrump if Cruz + Kasich would team up to solve REAL problems, we'd have happy vets and no illegals! https://t.co/31yOkAl9wu

— The Will To Win (@TWTWsports) April 25, 2016

Why Cruz Must Lose: The Real Story of Rafael Cruz's Involvement in the JFK Killing that the Media Doesn't Want You to Know

Danville, Kentucky -- The election of 2016 represents a turning point for our nation. America can reject business as usual corrupt politicking by voting in Donald -- or America can continue electing and re-electing the same politicians who have been destroying our country for years.

No politician better fits this description than Lyin' Canada Ted Cruz. I was criticizing Cruz way before the lamestream media realized the depth of his lies and deceit. Mr. Cruz talks a big game about being anti-establishment, but his credentials are dubious. Cruz is one of the architects of the globalist job-killing Obamatrade, NAFTA, and TPP agenda. Ted, who has deep connections to the political establishment, is also an honorary member of the Bush family, the folks who lied their way into two Iraq wars.

Folks, these examples don't even scratch the surface of the crimes committed by the Cruz family. Setting the aside the question of whether or not Canadian-born Ted Cruz is constitutionally eligible to be President, Ted and his father Rafael are implicated in perhaps the greatest crime of the past half-century: the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.

I'm not a Kennedy apologist, though I admire his prowess with ladies like Marilyn Monroe. JFK wasn't a perfect president. He helped bring us LBJ's Great Society nanny state. I will never forgive him for that. But he was a good man, and his father knew how to make fantastic moonshine. Unlike Ted Cruz and Obama, Jack Kennedy patriotically served his country in the Pacific theater of World War II aboard the PT-109. Jack also had the steely fortitude necessary to guide our country through the Cuban Missile Crisis. If only the same could be said for Lyin' Canada Ted.

Not only does Lyin' Canada Ted pale in comparison to past presidents, his family is actively responsible for the loss of America's Arthurian commander-in-chief, JFK.

Three places hold the key to understanding why Ted and his Cuban father Rafael were complicit in the CIA's murder of JFK: Cuba, New Orleans, and Dallas.

I'll lay out the case via this timeline of the events leading up to the murder of Kennedy.

1939 - Cuba

Canada Ted's father, Rafael Cruz is born in Cuba. As a young man, Rafael joins the Cuban Revolution that ultimately empowers the Castro family. He joins Fidel's guerrilla army and espouses a violent revolutionary Marxist-communist ideology.

APRIL, 1961 - Cuba

Jack Kennedy, in a valiant effort to liberate oppressed Cubans from the iron deathgrip of communism, attempts a regime change operation in Cuba known as the Bay of Pigs invasion. With this act, Kennedy demonstrates his strong anti-communism credentials, horrifying socialists like Rafael Cruz and Lee Harvard Oswald in the process.

1963 - New Orleans

Rafael Cruz moves from Texas to New Orleans. The Cruz family is so bad at doing legal paperwork (see: the legal debate over whether Ted is eligible to be POTUS) that we're not sure the precise date when Rafael arrives.

APRIL 24TH, 1963 - New Orleans

After moving to Dallas, Texas, Lee Harvey Oswald arrives in New Orleans on April 24th, 1963, where Canada Ted's father is waiting to meet him. PBS once said:

"If there was a plot to kill President Kennedy, then it was probably hatched in New Orleans. It was here that Lee Oswald may have crossed paths with men that hated Kennedy and wanted him eliminated." [source: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/article/twenty-four-years/]

Folks, you know PBS would not lie. They are a government funded television station devoted to the left. Obamatelevision's knowledge of socialists is beyond reproach.

At this time, Rafael and Lee Harvey Oswald share a mutual admiration for Fidel Castro, who they view as a hero willing to challenge Western imperialism and capitalism. During Oswald's stay in New Orleans from April 24th to September 25th of 1963, Pappa Cruz and Oswald bond while distributing anti-American/pro-Castro pamphlets in downtown New Orleans. The Warren Commission never identifies the mystery men standing next to Pappa Cruz in the images below.

A close-up reveals the mystery man next to Oswald is none other than Pappa Cruz.

SEPTEMBER 25TH, 1963 - Cuba

With the plan to murder Kennedy now fully in motion, Oswald disappears from New Orleans. The Warren Commission pretends as though he vanishes into thin air, but according to recently de-classified CIA documents, he heads straight to Cuba, Rafael and Ted Cruz's fatherland. What he does here, we can only guess -- a rendezvous with Rafael's communist handlers, or perhaps rogue CIA elements. 

NOVEMBER 22ND, 1963 - Dallas

Oswald, with the assistance of pro-Castro factions of the CIA and Rafael Cruz, murders Kennedy in Dallas, Texas. Rafael Cruz now works as a pastor in Dallas, Texas. Coincidence? I doubt it. 

Cruz and Oswald succeed in taking down JFK, staunch enemy of their hero Fidel Castro, and opponent of LBJ's globalist agenda. The CIA summarily executes Oswald to prevent him from divulging state secrets during prosecution. Rafael Cruz and the CIA get away with the crime of the century.

1964

The report of the Warren Commission is released, killing any hopes that the truth of the matter would be made known to the good people of America. Dwight Eisenhower, a war hero and noble President, once called the appointment of Earl Warren his greatest mistake. Warren was no conservative. He was a communist sympathizer in disguise who tried desperately to conceal the truth about Kennedy to protect his globalist ally, Rafael Cruz. 

CONCLUSION

The liberal media does not want you to know this story. Megyn Kelly won't talk about it. Rachel Maddow won't talk about it. Skip Bayless won't either. But the evidence is clear, convincing, and proves beyond a reasonable doubt that Rafael Cruz had a hand in killing Kennedy. How Canada Ted and his father have managed to elude prosecution is beyond me, but then again, our government won't even indict Hillary. The fix is in. The Cruz family and Oswald have deep ties to the Castros, Cuba, New Orleans, and Dallas. The Warren Commission doesn't even mention Rafael Cruz, because the Warren Commission is crock invented by panicked liberals to turn the page on a national tragedy. It's time that America turned the page on Ted Cruz. A conspirator in one of the greatest crimes in American history is not fit to serve as President. 

Cuban Baseball Crisis: Why the Tampa Bay Rays Should Not Play the Cuban National Team

Danville, Kentucky -- For half a century, our world was divided. A Cold War was waged between countries who believed in man's inalienable right to free enterprise and the pursuit of happiness, and countries who espoused a cruel and failed ideology responsible for Stalinism and Pol Pot. For 13 days in October of 1962, the Soviet Union moved nuclear missiles into Cuba and our world stood at the precipice of nuclear war. President John F. Kennedy had the steadfast resolve and moral courage to stare evil in the eye that day, and evil blinked. Months later, our great nation lost its President; the white knight of our country, who for one brief, shining, moment showed us the promise of the New Frontier. Because Mr. Kennedy had the courage to stand up to Communism, he was taken by an assassin's bullet; the victim of a grand conspiracy perpetrated by a disaffected worm with known Cuban ties, elements of his own government, and a shadowy network of Castro sympathizers.

When Ronald Reagan single-handedly brought the Iron Curtain down, intellectuals myopically heralded "The End of History" and the Triumph of Liberal-Democratic Capitalism. The Soviet threat was vanquished, and communism discredited, they said. The only work left to be done was to spread globalization to every corner of our world, so that the virtues of free markets and international trade could be enjoyed by all, they said.

Folks, they lied. The Cold War never ended. Less than 400 miles from Giancarlo Stanton's moon-shot launching pad in Miami lies Cuba, backwater country and one of the last defenders of the cruel and failed ideology of Communism. Since the days of Eisenhower, the Castro regime has repressed the democratic yearnings of its people, denying them basic civil rights and the freedom of speech and free expression. The natural impulse of all free men to purchase and exchange goods in a free-market system has been denied. Good Americans have been imprisoned and abused by this regime. Cuba is a place so awful that people risk their lives trying to escape it, like Brayan Pena or Marco Rubio's parents.

In spite of these atrocities, Obama and the MLB have sought to bring Cuba within the fold of globalization by slowly integrating Cuban baseball organizations into the MLB. The first step? An exhibition game held in Havana, between the Tampa Bay Rays and the Cuban National Team this March 22nd. Mr. Obama and his Castro-sympathizing comrades Jay-Z and Beyonce may have forgotten about Castro's crimes, but I haven't. Obama should be ashamed that he is validating and legitimating the regime's abuses by pledging that he will attend this game. The Castro regime does not need the Obama seal of approval. If you stand for nothing, Obama, what'll you fall for?

The MLB would tell you its motives are benevolent, but we all know this is just a pretext to spread Draft Kings advertising to a new market of consumers. If we capitulate to the Cubans, I fear a domino effect. Where does it end: sending some unfortunate MLB team to play against the brutal Kim regime in North Korea? There's a reason our country launched the Tet Offensive instead of inviting the Viet Cong to a friendly baseball exhibition. If there's a need to send MLB teams to other communist hell-holes, I vote for the St. Louis Cardinals. Better yet, let the Cardinals play an exhibition game in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

A Solution?

Folks, the geopolitics isn't even the worst part of this exhibition game. The MLB chose the wrong team to represent America. If the goal of this exhibition is to show the Cubans America's best ballplayers, why not send over a winning team? The World Champion Kansas City Royals™ or maybe the democratically-elected American League All-Stars would suffice. I love Chris Archer and Drew Smyly as much as the next guy, but the Rays' sabermetrically designed lineup just doesn't have the star-power you'd want for a showcase like this. Fortunately, the solution is right under our noses.

If I were willing to put aside my moral objections to playing baseball in Havana (which I'm not), I wouldn't send the Rays. I'd make an all Cuban team. Let the best and brightest Cuban exiles in the MLB play ambassador to their former homeland. For starters I'd invite: José Abreu, Yoenis Céspedes, José Fernández, José Iglesias, MVP-snub and "Cuban Breakfast" Kendrys Morales, Yasiel Puig, and Jorge Soler. Brayan Pena, the nicest guy in the game, should be catcher and player-manager of this team. This would be the true way to generate goodwill and bridge the cultural divide between the US and Cuba.

The Rays are like the Trump-haters Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan: not the right men for the job. And Cuba is a country of no jobs, other than brutally suppressing liberty at the point of a gun. Do the right thing, Mr. Obama. Don't appease a country that tortures and abuses its own people. America spent decades fighting the Castros, and sacrificed untold blood and treasure attempting to stem the tide of Communism. The Cubans already killed Kennedy; don't let them kill the MLB's moral compass too.